Believe it or not, I’ve a smooth spot for the Grand Casino within the cowboy city of Shawnee, Oklahoma.
Most not too long ago, it’s the place the place a person by the identify of George Smith landed in hassle for attacking a slot machine.
By ‘attack,’ I don’t imply that he went after it with a tool or a technique for taking down money. I imply that this man actually attacked the one-armed bandit along with his physique.
In this case of man vs machine, machine received… and it’s true on a number of ranges.
For starters, the man says he hit a $600,000 jackpot, however claims the sport malfunctioned and shut down. When it rebooted, the slot machine jackpot was supposedly gone.
That’s when the on line casino delivered the inevitable information. The man was advised he’s “not getting paid.” That is a technique by which the machine received.
As you would possibly count on, the tilted gambler was pissed off as hell. So, he lunged on the machine, body-first.
Once once more, the machine received, and Smith landed within the ER and wakened strapped to a hospital mattress. According to the native News 9, Smith acknowledged, “Throwing my body into the machine … I caused a lot of muscle and tissue damage to my kidneys and stuff.”
To add insult to literal harm, he faces additionally “an open criminal investigation,” as per the corporate spokesperson, and is banned from the Grand Casino for all times.
My expertise there – which generated that soft-spot for the place – transpired once I was reporting a narrative for the New York Times journal and wound up on the Grand, alongside the sport killer James Grosjean, a fellow creator and playing professional.
When Grosjean assaults a recreation, he’s making use of a technique designed to beat the factor into submission, financially however not bodily.
At the Grand, his quarry was playing cards craps, which quantities to taking part in craps with a dozen playing cards. Half red-backed and half blue-backed, they simulate cube. The playing cards get blended in a shuffling machine and, Grosjean is aware of how the machine works. By seeing three playing cards that obtained inserted, he was in a position to guess, with first rate accuracy, which playing cards can be excluded from the spherical.
Ever cagey, Grosjean discreetly ran the play, betting small and signaling appropriate strikes to a compadre who made max bets and ended up crushing the Grand.
Following Grosjean’s directions, the large participant racked up stacks of chips in a way that hapless George Smith might have solely hoped for.
A feminine working the sport appeared to have a crush on Grosjean, however a colleague of hers was so suspicious of the enterprise that he appeared up on the ceiling, possibly hoping to catch the attention of a surveillance employee, and mouthed the phrases, “Card counter.”
After a giant participant (BP in benefit participant lingo) referred to as Bullet received sufficient for the warmth from on line casino personnel to accentuate, Grosjean moved his act to a different playing spot with the identical recreation. He and his crew made sufficient cash there (and performed so persistently) that one in every of them purchased a home close to the joint, purely for the sake of comfort.
Meantime, as reported final week, Smith bemoaned the truth that after seeing the jackpot, he exclaimed, “We gonna be straight.”
Sadly, he isn’t. Bent up, doubled over in ache.
As a man who was finally introduced into BP for Grosjean, and had a transfer named after him referred to as a ‘Kappy,’ I can guarantee you that taking part in with James Grosjean is a far surer factor than attacking slot machines.
And, much less prone to go away one strapped to a hospital mattress.
Michael Kaplan is a journalist primarily based in New York City. He is the creator of 5 books (“The Advantage Players” out quickly) and has labored for publications that embody Wired, GQ and the New York Post. He has written extensively on expertise, playing, and enterprise — with a selected curiosity in spots the place all three intersect. His article on Kelly “Baccarat Machine” Sun and Phil Ivey is presently in improvement as a characteristic movie.
